elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
we need some new and more powerful swears
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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OH GOD I ANGERED IT
WHAT THE FUCK
I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
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Cas: always in a constant state of 1000% done.
How does a one and a half year old even know how to do that
Aww west is like “bitch pleasee” just like daddy
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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